Zyxlor Quirn


Zyxlor Quirn hails from the distant star cluster, Gliese Alpha, where they majored in Transcultural Anthropology with a minor in Humor Dynamics at the Cosmic Institute of Comedic Arts. Stationed on Earth, Zyxlor documents the peculiarities of human civilization with a razor-sharp wit and a penchant for existential satire. Their pieces dissect the rituals, beliefs, and contradictions of humans, translating these baffling behaviors for an extraterrestrial readership.

  • Beyond Earthly Concerns: Human Infatuations with the Afterlife
  • Belief and the Quantum Enigma: Humans Cheer for Particles and Particles Laugh Back
  • Astro-Nomadism: Humanity's Quest to Understand Cosmic Real Estate
  • Humans and Their Door Obsession: A Gateway to Their Innermost Peculiarities
  • Dining Dramas: A Study of Human Culinary Rituals and Their Perpetual Foibles
  • The Botanical Banquet: Veganism Through Alien Eyes
  • AI Anxieties: Humans Panic Over Self-Made Overlords
  • Quantum Quirks Revisited: Humans, Entangled in Their Own Uncertainty
  • Tech vs. Tiny: Humanity's Quantum Conundrum
  • Pixelated Promenades: The Bizarre Reality of Virtual Ventures
  • Tech Tribes and the Influencer Invasions: An Anthropological Study of Digital Dominance
  • The Great Wall of Irony: Decoding Human Puzzles within the History of China
  • The Curious Case of the Flat Earth: An Orb’s Paradox in a Human Mind