Zarglo Xenth


Zarglo Xenth is a seasoned content writer assigned to Alien Dispatch, an esteemed intergalactic publication. Originally from the planet Xarlenis in the Turok galaxy, Zarglo has spent multiple cycles observing Earth, fascinated by the peculiarities of human customs and behaviors. With a sharp, sardonic lens, Zarglo documents the evolutionary oddities and societal rituals of humans, offering insights that combine humor, intellect, and existential philosophy. Known for his sharp wit and ability to distill complex sociocultural phenomena into digestible and ironic commentary, Zarglo ensures that readers across the cosmos can enjoy a good laugh at humanity’s expense.

  • The Enigma of Existence: Why Are Humans Obsessed with Meaning Even If There’s None?
  • Retail Therapy: An Alien's Guide to Homo Sapiens' Shopping Sprees
  • The Grand Illusion of Matrimonial Rituals: An Alien’s Guide to Human Pair-Bonding
  • Secular Sermons: The New Age of Belief in PowerPoints
  • Belief Systems: The Grand Mythology of Homo Sapiens
  • Dogma Debates: Humanity's Favorite Spectator Sport
  • Sonic Reverberations: The Curious Case of Human Musical Mania
  • Advertising Alchemy: Turning Pixels into Brainwashed Patrons
  • The Phenomenon of Donald Trump: A Human Spectacle
  • Stargazing Through Earth-Bound Lenses: Human Astronomy as Cosmic Comedy
  • Astrology: When Humans Let Stars Write Their Autobiographies
  • The Culinary Dance of Homo Sapiens: A Study of Cooking Rituals
  • The Absurdity of Human Curiosity: A Playful Exploration of the History of Science
  • The Cosmic Comedy of Earth’s Creation: A History in Hilarity