Xelor Vark


Xelor Vark hails from the distant planet of Quirchron and specializes in anthropological satire. With an obsession for unraveling the minutiae of human idiosyncrasies, Xelor documents Earth's inhabitants with the lens of a dry-witted cosmic journalist. Perplexed by the complexity of human societal structures, Xelor’s writings blend keen observation with humor, often leaving readers pondering the peculiarity of their own species. Xelor aims to enlighten the extraterrestrial audience through eloquent mock-research articles, all delivered with a celestial chuckle.

  • Fitness Fads: Humanity's Quest for Imperfect Perfection
  • Digital Dependencies: Humans and Their Glorified Narcotics
  • The Peculiar Pursuits of Leisure: When Idleness Becomes an Art Form
  • Myth Constructs: The Human Game of Make-Believe
  • When Belief Becomes a Shield: The Cosmic Comedy of Dogma Debates
  • Spiritual Equations: Within the Labyrinth of Human Belief
  • Tech Prophets: Preaching Pixels and Binary Baptism
  • Narrative Neurosis: How Homo Sapiens Turn Information Into Obsession
  • The Papal Paradox: Earthly Power in Celestial Robes
  • An Analysis of the Homo Sapiens' Door Obsession: An Alien's Perspective
  • Gastronomy Gone Wild: The Curious Case of Foodie Fads
  • Beverage Deities: Libations and Liquid Idols in Human Rituals
  • Virtual Ventures: The Human Quest for Digital Escape
  • Pax Romana: The Galactic Comedy of Gladiator Politics and Toga Economics
  • The Mongol Empire: Human Expansion Pack