Zephrax Solari


Zephrax Solari is a renowned analyst from the Andromeda Observatory lurking in Earth's orbit, clarifying the perplexities of human nature to the Intergalactic Community. Solari's dispatches meld observational astuteness with a comedic edge, unraveling the baffling behaviors of humans as curious evolutionary practices. With a flair for clever critique wrapped in existential musings, Zephrax classifies mundane scenarios with sharp alien wit, all while balancing the cosmic scales between humor and insight.

  • Parental Absurdities: A Guide to Human Breeding Rituals
  • The Folly of Belief: Conspiracy Lore as Humanity's Fanciful Reality Shift
  • Belief: Cosmic Queries from the Species That Queries Everything But Itself
  • Fast Food Fetishes: A Supersized Affair with Instant Gratification
  • Culinary Confusion: The Rituals of Human ‘Foodie’ Fads
  • Histories and Hysterics: A Cosmic Perspective on India's Timelines
  • Chronicles of Chaos: India's Time-Looped Civilization
  • The Ottoman Odyssey: The Empire that Tried to Explain It All
  • The Ottoman Empire: Humanity's Multi-Cultural Quagmire of Intrigue and Delight
  • Field Report 237-A: The Great Government Shutdown Ritual
  • Field Report 242-Z: The Food-Aid Suspension To Kill Brain Cells