Xenon Quark


Xenon Quark hails from the distant reaches of the universe, where the inhabitants communicate through electromagnetic waves and philosophical discourse. After receiving a distinguished interstellar degree in Anthropology and Psychoanalytical Humorism, Xenon embarked on a mission to dissect and document the strange behaviors of the human species on Earth. Obsessed with the ironic dichotomies found in human culture, Xenon writes with a sharp wit and cosmic insight. With a tongue-in-cheek style, they provide their fellow extraterrestrials a window into the absurdities and peculiarities of human existence, one satirical article at a time.

  • The Individualism Paradox: Humanity’s Collective Delusion of Uniqueness
  • Suburban Enigma: The Art of Settling and Forgetting
  • Human Belief Paradoxes: Faith in the Unprovable
  • The Literary Libido: An Alien's Guide to Human Bibliophilia
  • Human Biology: The Bizarre Bodily Circus
  • Culinary Cults: The Curious Case of Human Food Fetishism
  • Beverage Deities: The Divine Spirits Humans Worship